DAO: High Definition

This is my submission to the Spanish Dragonage club monthly challenge. We were supposed to do something about the characters being attracted to our world - no matter how (Eluvians, magic spells...)... Well, I thought... what if it was the PS3 who brought them here? And after the first shock (and maybe happiness) is gone... how to get rid of a couple of warriors in a heavy armor, a handsome short elf trying to seduce you while your husband is at work, a stone golem and a drunken dwarf looking for wine in your kitchen, a huge dog frightening your cat, a scary looking witch and a couple of ladies whose intentions aren't clear who are messing all around your small flat?

Calling Bioware Technical Support of course!! (Oh, yes, I know, I could have started hitting my head to the wall and I'd get the same effect but...)